Dear Whatever, In regards to your last issue, where is it? Allotta Peoples Herinthere, BS ******************************************************************* A LOT OF PEOPLE, BESIDES YOU THAT IS, HAVE ASKED ME THAT EXTREMELY INTERESTING QUESTION AND OUR LAST ISSUE PERSONALLY SENDS IT'S REGARDS AS YOU HOLD IT IN YOUR HANDS. ******************************************************************* Darling Freditor, I regret to inform you that I can no longer commit myself. Jane Doe # 5 ******************************************************************* THAT'S ONE MORE BOOBIE OUT OF THE HATCH. ******************************************************************* I felt this needed to be reported to interested parties, which by the looks of the place is you guys... Went and ordered "Two Places" from amazon.com, and my order arrived this weekend. Popped it in my CD player, hit play. Hey, that's not Ralph Spoilsport, it's some kind of pasteurized process R'n'B-like thing. Must've picked the wrong CD in the carousel... But no. Although the *cover* says "Two Places" (on Columbia's 'Legacy' label ["Comedy Classics," no less]), and the CD *itself* says "Two Places," what I now have in my possession is actually a 15-track sampler of Contemporary Christian music. Weirdly Cool. My only consolation at this point is the hope that this was a swap, not just a one-way goof up, allowing me to envision the surprise and delight of whoever ordered the album with the opposite labeling glitch, as they lean back, relax and prepare to enjoy their new collection of the Amy Grants of the New Millennium...-- Larry Wake ******************************************************************* WAKE UP AND SMELL THE MILLENNIUM. ******************************************************************* Hey Chris: Are you really the ASS editor, or are you just a PROCTORoligist? Bayou, Tom Thornton Battle Creek, MI ******************************************************************* WHO'S THE BIG ASS YOU THINK HE'S EDITING? I REMAIN SEATED! *******************************************************************